So, on a very sad anniversary here are some new lyrics to a song by The Kinks; one of Alan's favourite groups. I'd like to think Alan would approve. For my sister. I met her in a place called the N.H.S. Where you take your sick and they do their best, you tried Lois I see a girl Lo-is She walked up to me and she asked me out I asked her her name and in her sweetest voice She said Lo-is, L-O, L-O Lo-is Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly split my wine Oh my Lois Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand Why she don’t play my game like the one I play Su do ko, Su Su Su Su doko Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lois Well we drank our wine and ate all night In Carheivo under the starlight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said little boy you must come away with me Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes Well I really fell for my Lois Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is Well that's the way that I want it to stay. And I always want it to be that way, for my Lois. Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is Lo-is, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo-is [Fade]